RUNOTYTTÖ TAITEIDEN YÖSSÄ

Taiteiden yön kunniaksi mun oli tarkoitus väkertää teille runo, mutta koska runosuonta ei voi pakottaa sykkimään niin raotan nyt teille yhden runon verran runoarkistojani vuodelta 2008, jolloin multa löytyi ikää 20 vuotta. Psst! Yläasteen englannilla kynäilty, mutta kielioppivirheistä huolimatta tämä on silti yksi mun lemppareista ;)

Clock is ticking, I can't hide,
where on earth is my pumpkin ride?
My foot is bleeding, I don't mind,
glass shoe broken, how can I survive?

What about Alice in the Wonderland or
forever young wannabe Peter Pan?
Why Peter wanted to stay as a child?
Who knows, but I would've dated that guy.

"You will injure yourself with a spindle and die!"
Who the hell is gonna touch it and try?!
Sleeping Beauty in a hundred years sleep,
did you know she snored like the Beast?

Who is sleeping in the smallest bed?
Oh, she must be Goldilocks the smartest.
I wonder how clueless a girl can even be?
After all, she ate the bears porridge and fell asleep.

Mommy and daddy bear so in love?
Did they share kisses and hugs?
I wonder why they didn't share the bed,
but maybe daddy bear had a mistress.

  Amazing Ariel, the princess of the sea,
flirting with human man? Are you for real? 
There are many hot tails under the sea
and even Poseidon, don't you agree?

Someone hairy with big ears and eyes,
is it Red Hood's granny or wolf in disguise?
I really need to give Red Hood advice:
"You should quickly buy Venus Divine!".

Snow White's stepmother the Evil Queen
looks like she used plastic surgery.
Was she really going to see the day
when the mirror would say her name?

Snow White sweet, pure and kind
had IQ less than twenty-nine.
She almost got murdered several times,
still without care in the world lived her life.

With love,

Cinderella

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